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Monday, December 11, 2006

the grudge

One morning you're getting ready for work and there's a smudge on the bathroom mirror.

Huh?

A smudge.

You've got 20-minutes to dress, dry, curl lashes, gloss and fish for clothes...

[dryer blows] s#*!

cell phone rings...

vm transfer. vm transfer. vm transfer. VM TRANSFER?

wtf?

beep. Finally, voicemail transfer.

bleep, bleep, bleep
[number of incoming text messages]

Where's the phone. Where's the phone? Where the hell is the phone!
[full-speed marathon to the kitchen]

Cat's annoyed. Fish are hungry. Sink is full.

Coffee's ready though!

DAMN! Coffee's cold.

ring... ring... ring... ring...
[sounds like coming from the livingroom]

Look out kitty. Look out. Move. Move. Move please. Off the couch. MOVE CAT! Phone is here somewhere...

Where did it go...

Ahhh! Mascara! Found it!
[skip to the bathroom mirror]

bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep
[number of incoming text messages again]

@#%! @#%!
[yes you're beautiful and looking mighty fine and just a wee tad busy and still haven't even found the phone yet]

hm? [smudge again] what? [smudge] what is it? [it's a smudge] well, why is it here? [it's a msg] it's a, hmm can't make it out. [it's a msg] a what? [it's a message] oh. oh, i see, looks kinda smudged. [read it] huh? [read it] hm. [check it] check it? [yes, check it, get closer] oh, i haven't got time for this sh...

OMG! @#%! @#%! That's not a smudge -- that's a GRUDGE!

[you got it] [it certainly is] [now call]

20-seconds to call, EEK! 19-seconds to call...

[trip and fall to the livingroom] @#%! @#%! @#%!

16.5-seconds to call...

What the HELL did i do with that PHONE!

IF I DON'T GET IT IN TIME...

OH sh*t! There's nothing here!
[couch turns]

It's not here! It's not here! [say it louder this time]

IT'S NOT HERE, IT'S NOT HERE! [ohhhhh so that's how you wake the dead]

THE STEREO! QUICK! CHECK THE STEREO!

FAST!

8 [1 mississippi] 7 [2 mississippi] 6 [3 mississippi]...

FOUND IT!

The numbers on the mirror--QUICK!--what do they say!

dialing, dialing, dialing, dialing, 0 + _ _ _ _ _ + _________ + _ _ _ _ _
[freak out about now over the number of numbers]

"Hello?"

Hey K, it's me, told you I'd call!

Copyright © 2007 Kimberley Nic All rights reserved.


Whois? My Stereo Magnet Girl
It all started in Australia...
The Story:

MSMGirl lives in Canada but was discovered in Australia by ANOTHERSUSPECT.

THE STORY behind it goes that her smile was hard to miss for when ANOTHERSUSPECT saw it the very first time he said, "H0LY $#*! Your smile is as big as a stereo magnet!"

Sure - amazed he was - but this stunned her for a moment for what exactly was a "stereo magnet" and what did it look like?!

At the same time she laughed out loud of course--who couldn't help but laugh at that--it was charming, sweet, incredibly odd but unique + surprisingly caught her in a cool way. It was at this moment, quixotic as it was, she thought of her attraction to rock music and her stereo...

And so, here became the story of My Stereo Magnet Girl.

Together they created THE K&K SHOW; a reported internet radio mix of the two of them speaking to PEOPLE LIKE YOU ALL OVER THE WORLD.


> Launch Official Site
> Visit ANOTHERSUSPECT (aka: The 'K' Man)

A Smile as BIG as a Stereo MAGNET with a strong attraction to Rock Music :)